I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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