i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Randomize
