): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
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