Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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