just come out here and I will go home with you...
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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