oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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