THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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