69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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