I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
my sisters under your porch take her home
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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