So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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