Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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