Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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