Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Do vagina's smell?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
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