I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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