I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I love you. Go after that dick
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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