like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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