There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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