im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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