dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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