You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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