so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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