Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
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