The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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