Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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