Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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