No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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