that's an acceptable place to lick
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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