chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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