just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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