ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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