Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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