I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
