After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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