So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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