We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I touched a dick in church today
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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