went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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