Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
She just used a chaser for red wine.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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