chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
sex in a hospital.. check
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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