I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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