yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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