where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
