I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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