new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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