Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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