you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
The Olympian is in my bed
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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