Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
Randomize
