drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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