i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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