So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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