haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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