I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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