She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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