Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize