Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
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