last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
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