he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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