Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Terrible idea I love it
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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