yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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