party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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